white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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