So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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