She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
do nipples grow back?
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