Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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