You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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