I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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