we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My legs feel like baby dolphins
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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