i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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