Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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