The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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