Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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