Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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