you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I am available for nakedness
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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