Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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