Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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