She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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