Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
As shirtless as possible
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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