dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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