Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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