oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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