I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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