Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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