Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Actions speak louder than pants.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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