No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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