Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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