How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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