New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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