I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
