ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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