so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl