How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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