whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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