And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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