and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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