butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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