Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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