3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Everclear isn't food dammit
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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