The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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