My room smells like vodka and shame
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You can make out without kissing
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