i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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