Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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