She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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