I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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