I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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