I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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