Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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