And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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