Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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