Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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