you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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