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what?
penguin condom
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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