ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
