they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
vagina is talking i cant
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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